Forget Those Touchy-Feely, Mars/Venus, Boy Meets Girl Advice Gurus …

Finally, THE Relationship Field Manual For Men:

“The Guy Survival Kit”

The Only Guide Giving Those “Chick-Books”
A Good Swift Kick Between The Pages

“Move Over Dr. Phil – We Have Dr. Pat …

 


And A Hefty Dose of Testosterone!”

Hey Guys! Sick and tired of always getting the short end of the relationship stick? Had it up to your moustache with new-age pundits blaming you for every woe women have ever cried about? Can't stand to hear one more “DAWG” lecture telling you how messed up we all are? (What's a “DAWG?” – “Dumb Assed Worthless Guy” – the way the media and those self-professed gurus like to portray us.)

Well… grab a brew and give me just 10 minutes of your time. What you're about to read will knock the high heels right off the female dominated love-sex-relationship cartel!

You Don't Know Jack

Let's just start off with a little side story: It's about Jack. Jack's your normal, everyday type of guy. Married, divorced, “gone-steady” – gone off steady – after all those years of sexual life – he still doesn't know what the hell women want. Well … actually … he sort of does. They want everything. A guy who's sensitive and caring – yet manly and sexy. Aggressive – but not too aggressive. A guy who treats women as equals – except of course when it comes to toilet seats, chairs and doors.

Simply put – they want the perfect man. But they don't want to be the perfect women for that perfect specimen.

So Jack goes about his daily life – dating, not dating – and would love to get the inside story on male-female relationships. Yeah – he still want's to get laid, but not at the expense of selling out his gender.

Mars, Venus … and Bogus Experts

For every self-help book touting “loving partnerships” he's read - or “lifestyle professional” he's heard sound off about “saving relationships” – it seems a dozen romances floundered by following their advice.

You probably know the kind… some lady know-it-all “expert” who's written a best seller - and spends her time just itching to emasculate any man who dares to question her “special female” insights. The male professionals are usually no better. Their advice is more or less boiled down to: “It's always your fault. Get used to it.”

If those damn books were so great – there wouldn't be a single person left in a miserable relationship. But clearly that's not happening – at least not on planet earth.

So the last place Jack thought he would find the Real-World No BS Lowdown would be from a professional woman PhD psychologist.

That is … until he read about what a Dr. Pat had to say in a breakthrough book called: “The Guy Survival Kit.”

After all that's said and done…

“Biology Still Rules!”

WHAT THE CHICK BOOKS SAY

Dear Expert: I've put on a little weight and my guy might be losing interest in me and may even be cheating on me. What should I do?

Expert Answer: Dump him.

Our Answer: We agree. Dump him and free him to find a woman who realizes his sex organ is in his eyes. You want to “hear” nice things from him, why shouldn't he want to “see” nice things from you? You're not going to change his biology. Do you think just because you locked him in you can just let yourself go?

Excerpt From Page 34 – “The Guy Survival Kit”

Dr. Pat is indeed a special lady. That's why I decided to write this book with her. Her message is something we guys desperately need to hear .

But does Dr. Pat have a track record in helping us guys figure out chicks? You bet! As a nationally known pioneer in evolutionary psychology she's been on Oprah (4 times!), Blind Date, Jenny Jones, Leeza Gibbons, and Maury Povich. She's had dramatic success with over 5,000 couples - including many leading Hollywood celebrities!

Her work has even been spotlighted by Penn and Teller , featured in a Broadway Play by comic Yakov Smirnoff , and introduced in the movie “Duty Dating ” starring Lauren Sinclair – the actress from "Face Off" with John Travolta.

Today, thousands attend Dr. Pat's workshops in Los Angeles . Consulting to the nation's largest corporations and government agencies, she's also the spokesperson for the famous and exclusive Debra Winkler's dating service in Beverly Hills .

She doesn't just see a homogenized “human race” when it comes to relationships. She actually sees “men” and “women.”

“Huh” – you ask? “What's the distinction?”

Plenty!

Bluntly put … men and women have evolved differently. Ever since the first of our species crawled out of that primordial swamp – we've taken separate paths. Now of course they weren't totally different. If so, half of us would probably still be walking on all fours howling at the moon.

Which, come to think of it – some of us still do when confronted by some of the opposite sex. But really – a man's biology is vastly different than a woman's. It isn't just the outward appearance. The whole inner mechanisms of what makes us tick takes totally different patterns.

We men think differently. We hear differently. We see differently. We experience sensations differently. We even smell differently. (Hey … no wise cracks. This is science, not high school!) And we're just scratching the surface! Until we come to grips that in almost every quantifiable way men and women just not the same – and actually accept it as true - our relationships are bound to suffer. Our bodies and our biology just won't have it any other way.

“We've just been seduced with shallow pop-theories, lame excuses, and a remarkable capacity to avoid noticing the high failure rates of relationships and marriage counseling . . . and relationship books.”

Yeah, Yeah … Sounds Nice
But If All This Is True - What's In It For Me?

Quite valid. By reading this eye-opening book you're going to get three enormously powerful insights:

  • How to be more productive , and reproductive , with women
  • How to better survive the relationship you're in
  • How to avoid the battles that probably shouldn't be fought at all

Sound like a winner to you? Good – I thought so. Let's keep moving forward…

The B.E.L.U.C.K.Y Method

When you dive into the “Guy Survival Kit” you're not going to be hit over the head with “New Age” dating and mating methods. Why not?

Because they just don't work.

As we just discussed, humans are ruled by millions of years of genetic programming. Every cell in a man's body is geared for this purpose: Sex and Reproduction . Now you chick-book guru's can scream, yell, jump up and down and raise your voices in high holy protest – but that's the way it is. Anything else is just so much chin-music.

So how does a guy improve his chances at starting and maintaining a relationship? Or – in other words: How do we males get past the starting line and beat the competition? It's called the B.E.L.U.C.K.Y method:

  • Be New
  • Establish Territory
  • Locate Position
  • Use Targeting
  • Conduct Mating Dance
  • Kickoff
  • Yard Line!

These are the essential seven steps to “wooing and winning” the girl(s) of your dreams. Or in guy-speak: Scoring the proverbial reproductive touchdown .

 

Here's What You'll Uncover

  • You're going to discover just why the biggest stud in the place isn't necessarily the guy who's going to get the girl.
  • Why some relationships are doomed to abject failure right from the get-go.

  • The best places to look for available women. Don't guess and go off half cocked - take our advice and get the no holds barred lowdown on where to target – and the places to avoid.

  • Speaking of looking, uncover why we guys like to look – and why our counterparts don't. You'll see why those roving eyes are actually hardwired into our basic nature.

“Men will always be stimulated by visuals of nude females… precisely because we're SUPPOSED to! Evolution designed us this way so we'd mate efficiently. You don't have to apologize for it anymore than she does for reading romance novels.”

  • The Mating Dance . Ah yes … that's hardwired as well. Albany or the Amazon – it's just the same. Different props of course, but the gestures and movements on both sides of the aisle are remarkably similar – no matter the location or level of civilization. Even our close cousins the apes and chimps do this same mating tango.

What The Chick Books Say

Dear Expert : Why shouldn't I chase the guy? I think he's interested and I'm liberated.

Their Answer : Guys should chase women and women should wait. A guy knows what he wants and will approach you otherwise he's not worth it.

Our Answer: BULLSH*T! These experts know NOTHING about how female primates “chase” guys. They do it by showing that they're available and interested. That's the problem with chick books – they have no science to back up their opinion. Trash these opinions and go back to your nature. Show him you're open to receive his approach.

  • Ever wonder why you get tongue-tied when making that first advance? Guess what… it's natural! As you'll read in the Guy Survival Kit :

“Contrary to what the chick books say, this is also biological; your body knows women have all the power in mate selection and you fear your voice will give your intentions away.”

  • But not to worry! We'll give you the three best ways to break the ice , even if your oratory isn't so much like Ron Reagan's (RIP) but more like G.W's. (Ouch!)
  • So after you've broken the ice – what's the best way to break open the champagne? The Guy Survival Kit won't let you down!

Just The Tip Of The Iceberg!

If this was all you'd be getting from the Guy Survival Kit , it would still be leagues ahead of anything else out there, chick-books included. But hold on to your … well hold on to something that won't get you nasty stares! Because when we say “Survival Kit” we mean Survival Kit!

But why! Why do our bodies play these crazy games – turning us into mindless, fawning chick pawns – at least at the beginning? Because of …

The Vagina Wars
Exploding 3 Common Myths

It's a battle for survival. Spreading our wild-oats. Sharing our seed. Or in more evolutionary terms: Making sure our genes are the ones passed on.

 

The Guy Survival Kit debunks these widespread myths :

  • There's only “One” person created “just” for you . Manure! There's only one person – at that particular moment!

  • Monogamy is innately good . Sorry – that hound won't hunt. In fact – we men were made for polygamy – and the Guy Survival Kit tells you why! (But don't get too cocky – we'll point out this is also a two way street!)

  • Lusting after another women , especially after just making love, is evil, pernicious and simply wrong. Nope! In fact … it's common. Not only among us human males, but across the entire animal kingdom as well.

The Battlefield

Not only is there a war to procreate – the sexual battle grounds are littered with booby-traps!

  • Sperm Warfare – we ain't kiddin! Uncover the whole amazing combat involved when doing the “big nasty.” Coil-springed hunchbacks, kamikaze killers, elite seekers – and a host of other hardened warriors you probably never even heard about! It's all here. (And don't forget the natural chemical spermicide we guys use to ambush the enemy … errr…. competition.)

  • Penis Envy – There's a reason bigger is indeed better. The size of the tool make a difference – and we explain exactly why being well endowed gives you an advantage over your less hefty compatriots. (It's NOT what you think!)

  • Got Balls? Ever wonder if the size of a guy's testicles foretells sexual prowess? Stop wondering – we'll let you in on the latest (and revealing) scientific discoveries. (And you thought doing research was dull?)

  • Battle Fatigue – After the action, it's time for R&R. It's not because we don't love you – it's because that's what we're made to do!

WHAT THE CHICK BOOKS SAY

Dear Expert: I don't know why he just rolls over after we have such great sex. Doesn't he want me. I feel so alone and cheap.

Expert Answer: Maybe he's not into you that much, or perhaps you need to help him see what a loving vessel you are and how a precious relationship needs intimate hugging and caressing after a sexually intimate encounter.

Our Answer: BULLSH*T! He rolls over because he's designed to . If you need an extra few minutes of chit-chat ask him. If he wants to nail you again he'll comply.

The Prime Directive – a.k.a.
The Primal Agenda

The Guy Survival Kit is based on science and real world observations – not fantasy or wishful thinking. It's what we call The Primal Agenda: Procreation . (It's what other's call “Scoring!” )

  1. Everything you'll learn in this survival handbook evolves from the basic “Primal Agenda”

  2. Every struggle you've ever had with relationships began millions of years ago

  3. Understanding the “Primal Agenda” gives you options nature never intended.

This guide delves right into the meat of the matter – DNA and genetic replication. (Hey! Don't worry – it's great reading and makes for a fantastic ice-breaker at parties.)

You're even going to find out how gene mutations during the Great Plague have given some of us lucky ones complete immunity to HIV and AIDS . Now if that won't impress your date with the vast swath of your incredible intellect – nothing will! (Except of course for the ditty about a stray cosmic ray being the root cause of the Russian Revolution – and hence Communism and the Cold War. Really!)

Sex On and In The Brain
Reptilian, Limbic And Neo-Cortex

Yep! We all have essentially three brains. (Rabid conservative talk show hosts excluded. They have four – exhibiting also a “Neo-Con, ” effectively turning the other three brains to mush.)

The big player for us normal humans is the “Neo-Cortex” - allowing you to be smooth talking, sensitive, respectable guy when all you really want to do is get her in the sack.

“It lets you rationalize anything; that is until you have too much tequila is which case your neo-cortex becomes dormant and essentially useless. It is an incredibly important piece of equipment but it raises a lot of old “nature vs. nurture” controversies among scientists: Is our evolution driven by our genes or our culture?”

You're going to discover there really is method to your mating madness! So next time some huffy “feminist libber” accuses you of being a sex-crazed animal – simply let your neo-cortex do the talking, explaining in anatomical detail exactly how right she is!

Oral Sex
Nature's Way Of Conducting Background Checks

Thank Heavens for Biology! Ever wonder why “going down” gets you up? And why oral sex is a two way street for both sexes? The Guy Survival Kit fills you in on the biological basis for what social scientists call fellatio and cunnilingus. We guys use more expressive terms for these activities, but if you don't already know them – perhaps this primer is a bit out of your league.

Unlock the basis for:

  • Why smell is such a sexual turn on

  • How Pheromones switch on the ole' lust button

  • And the reason we're among the only species that actively tries to cover up our scent! (You'd think with all the advantages of natural aroma – we'd be content to wallow in our own sweat. Unearth the rationale why this just ain't so.)

Evolution, I Presume?

So what's the “end game” in this evolutionary tango between the sexes? Well… before we go on any further, let's say everything isn't as it seems.

We've all been taught about the basics of evolution (or the evils of evolution – depending upon one's religious upbringing). While it sounds good in theory – in practice there are some big, gapping holes anthropologists and scientists are loath to tackle.

We don't hold back – venture with us through the realms of probability theory on why the actual “how” of evolution defies commonly held conventions . Notice we didn't say “if” or “why” – evolution does happen – even to born again fundamentalists and those working in Congress. But we do peel away some of your cherished beliefs – and lead you directly to …. (drum roll please) …

The Grand Finale

The Book's Ending Is A Shocker!

In fact – it'll blow your … well, let's just say “socks” – it'll blow your socks off.

So what's the skinny?

Sorry, Charlie … but in the best traditions of the teaser … you'll simply have to get the Guy Survival Kit and find out for yourself.

But here's a hint: Ever hear of the tagline from Highlander?

“There Can Be Only One”

If not, best bone up on your trivia. ‘Cause what's commin' down the pike isn't pretty.

Interested? Intrigued? Just Plain Curious?

Then I urge you to grab this one of a kind manual today!

The Guy Survival Kit

OK! I know you guys are ready to put this kit to the test – or at least get a copy for your own private “reading room.”

Then snatch your copy of the Guy Survival Kit today! Right now in fact.

And the cost? How about just:

$17.95
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That's right – this isn't a misprint! $17.95 gets you the entire 144 pages instantly delivered to your computer. No fuss, muss or shipping charges!

You Gals As Well! Want to finally get inside a guys head … wait … make that mind. Want to finally get inside a guy's mind and find out once and for all what makes us tick? With no hype. No camouflage. No beating around the bush? (Sorry – couldn't help it!) Then grab your copy now.

Yes – Send Me My Own Copy Now!
(I'd really like to know how to please my man!)

Hey! What did you expect? After all – this is the Guy Survival Kit. If you're the kind of woman who thinks all men are useless “DAWGS” – tune into Dr. Phil. Or watch most any guy-bashing commercial on TV. This book wouldn't be up your alley.

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You're Going To Absolutely Love This Book

You know – we've put out a couple of advanced copies to see what the reaction would be. Wow! Almost to a man the response was overwhelming. In fact – the most common reply was “Once I started reading – I just couldn't stop.”

(The women said they wanted to get copies for their friends or even to give to their daughters – giving them a heads up on how to succeed and what to expect in the real world of men-women relationships.)

Naturally we think the Guy Survival Kit is a winner. But we want you to be absolutely satisfied that everything you've read so far about this book is what you actually get.

So here's the deal: Get your kit today. Read it . If it isn't everything we promised – and more – let us know. We'll return your money. No Hassles. No Problems. No Questions Asked. (Well … we'd sure be interested in knowing what turned you off! But that's optional.)

How long do you have? How does a full six months sound? Yep! You have an entire half year – 180 days to decide if the Guy Survival Kit floats your boat. If not – you get your cash back.

Fair enough?

EARLY BIRD INTRODUCTORY SPECIAL!

The Guy Survival Kit Part II – Advanced Course:
ALL ABOUT LOVE!

Like we said – this is a totally new and unique perspective on surviving the guy vs. gal relationship game. And sure – we'd love to see it take off into the stratosphere and land on Oprah's recommended reading list. (Yeah – right! Dr. Phil would have a fit!)

So we'll sweeten the pot. If you're among the first 250 “Early Bird Responders” we'll send you absolutely FREE OF CHARGE our next book in the series: The Guy Survival Kit Part II – Advanced Course: ALL ABOUT LOVE!

What will Part II have? Here's just a small taste!

  • 90 Days Of Pure Insanity

    No, I'm not talking about being locked up with your ex mother-in-law. (Notice I said “locked up” and NOT “shacked up.” That wouldn't be insane – it'd be plain deadly!)

    Do you know why the first three months of any relationship are a roller coaster ride through ecstatic misery? It's not spiritual – it's biochemical. Find out why everyone's a soul mate for the first 90 days.

  • 7 Ways To Get Her To Fall In Love… With You of Course!

    It's called the “BIGFALL” technique. You can go through the trial and error method (and get yourself knocked senseless again and again) or … follow our advice and be the guy everyone else talks about with envy. It's all here!

  • Is She Or Isn't She? (Cheating On You That Is!)

    Yeah – we all know that women cheat just like men. It doesn't make it any easier for us guys once we find out, though! Being “cuckolded” won't just make you the butt of some rather nasty jokes – it can have some very serious consequences. (Ever wonder why some kids have blond hair and blue eyes – and the wife and hubby don't?)

You'll not only find out why women cheat – but the sure-fire dead on balls clues to tell for certain if they're doing it to you!

Part II will be ready to roll in just a short while. And it's yours as soon as it leaves the starting gate! Just be among those first 250 people who order the Guy Survival Kit and we'll automatically send it to you as soon as it's released. That's 137 pages of new and revealing information waiting just for you! (Order Now!)

PLUS!
FOR THE FIRST 100 WHO ORDER…

The Graduate Program: MARRIAGE and KIDS

Now just listen to this … be among the first 100 to grab the Guy Survival Kit , and we'll also put you first on line to receive PART III – The Graduate Program: MARRIAGE and KIDS – again at NO COST TO YOU!

111 Pages of everything a guy should know, or rather MUST KNOW , to survive both marriage and fatherhood.

Like what? How's this for openers:

  • The “BREED” Technique: The 5 Essentials for a Successful Marriage

  • It's About Structure: Marriage of Convenience? Co-dependency? Covenant?

  • How To Be A Great Dad – Not Just A Sperm Donor.

You're also going to unearth:

  • 28 Reasons Why You'll Never Win With a Woman (Don't Even Try!)

  • Why We Guys Just Don't Do So Well In The Talking Department . (It's Hardwired!)

  • How To Cope: 4 Tips That'll Save Your Sanity (And Your Marriage!)

Plus!!! Women at Work . The reason why that's such a hair trigger mine field – and why all those recommendations from management training consultants are about as useful as a one legged stool on a greased floor.

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Don Guy

Director, Higher Power Survival Kits

 

P.S. Listen … you really can't lose . What's the absolute worst that can happen – besides your significant other wanting a copy for herself? Consider the Guy Survival Kit your personal “Hitchhiker's Guide To The Relationship Galaxy.” Now – don't panic, and grab your copy today !

Thanks again.